FAQ

FAQ – FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

This FAQ section lists any and all usual questions that people pepper Brandon Grisham (c/o Bagrisham) with.

A/S/L (Age/Sex/Location)

22. Male. Not telling.

Relationship status?

Single.

My choice.

Haven’t met someone who makes me fall out of love with myself yet.

Would I rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

I’d rather fight a horse-sized duck, simply because fighting 100 of anything is exhausting, duck-sized or otherwise.

I think that I would take my chances with the giant duck.

Even if I lost, I would have just been killed by giant duck and that sounds absolutely hilarious.

Pepsi or Coke?

I’m not too particularly fond of soft drinks, but if I had to drink one, it would be a Coke.

The bottles of coke from Mexico are pretty fantastic.

Do you like Waffles?

More of a pancake person, but waffles are better for holding syrup.

I like oatmeal, cereal, and other types of breakfast too.

Someone kicks you in the shin. How do you respond?

I would grab my shin in pain and then proceed to scold them for being rude.

Then I’d probably kick them back.

Not that I condone violence (I’m a pretty big pacifist), but they started it.

This concludes the FAQ section (for now).

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