This is my life story.
You’re about to learn way too much information.
I was born on Wednesday, February 19th, 1997.
My father is Joseph Grisham and my mother is Tammy Aubin.
My sister is Meghan Aubin.
She was born a year and three days before me.
Birthdays were ‘fun’.
My parents divorced. Eh.
They both seem far happier now.
I’m glad they found better partners.
My parents split custody.
Dad lived in Long Beach, Mississippi,
then moved to Pass Christian, Mississippi.
Mom lived in Gulfport, Mississippi.
I think I was walking by now.
I was obsessed with Barney.
Kindergarten was neat.
Nap time was awful.
Went to Reeves Elementary.
My father got married to Chrissy Buza on February 3rd, 2002.
Spent weekdays with my dad.
Weekends were spent with my mom.
My grandparents lived in Gulfport, MS (Mom’s) and Pensacola, FL (Stepmom’s).
My father’s parents lived in Texas.
Me and my sister fought like water and oil.
I was a voracious reader.
Harry Potter was my main obsession.
Goosebumps, Molly Moon, Roald Dahl and other child fiction kept my interest.
I started third grade at Anniston Avenue Elementary.
Hurricane Katrina destroyed my father’s house.
My mother’s home was flooded.
We stayed in Pensacola Florida for three months.
It was a stressful time but we were all safe.
My mother lived in a FEMA trailer near her mother’s house in Gulfport.
My father also got a FEMA trailer and lived in Long Beach.
It wasn’t the best experience, but my sister and I got to be in a music video. (2:49 – 2:55)
I wound up swapping schools three times that year.
Reeves Elementary was where I wound up returning.
My father got a job at Ruth’s Chris Steak House in Mobile, AL.
We moved to 2994 Bel Air Blvd, Mobile, Alabama.
It was an apartment he rented with his friend.
Here is a picture of that apartment.
It was cramped. I loved it.
While we were living in Mobile, my father and stepmother drove me and my sister 24 miles
across the Mobile Bridge to go to Daphne East Elementary every school day for almost a year.
I enjoyed school.
I worked in my elementary and middle school library.
This helped me gain the trust of most of my teachers.
My father got an apartment in Daphne, AL.
My Dad got me Kingdom Hearts II and some toys for Christmas.
This was also when I got regularly terrible haircuts.
My dad vehemently tried to get me interested in sports.
I never did.
My sister was the jock.
I spent a few years playing Football, Soccer (2 years), and Baseball.
Was never good (period), but it kept me in decent shape as a kid.
My father got offered a job at Fresenius Medical Care.
This allowed him to build a house in Daphne, AL in 2011.
I began focusing on my YouTube channel.
Me and some middle school friends competed for views.
I managed to become a YouTube partner.
My teenage years were weird.
I got braces and grew my hair out.
Played far too much Minecraft.
My weight was locked at 120 pounds.
I ran a Garry’s Mod server.
I only had a few friends.
Only went on one date in High School.
My friend Gerald Lawson got me a job at a hotel.
It was my second job.
I looked ridiculous.
I graduated Daphne High School in May of 2015.
Due to boredom, I graduated early in December of 2014 and worked until the May ceremony.
Finished my freshman year at Mississippi State University.
Got a job at Pita Pit to make rent money.
Swapped to a movie theater job for the summer.
Went to Bonnaroo in June. Had a great time at the concerts.
Body-slammed a bag of popcorn in my sleep.
I withdrew from college in the fall due to out-of state tuition costs.
My parents were rightfully pissed. I didn’t consult them first.
Managed to get a interview at Adult Swim in November.
Got into a car accident on my way back from Atlanta.
Totaled my car and broke my arm.
Metal bar now fused to bone. I’m 1% Wolverine.
Physical therapy only took a month.
I healed quickly and got full rotation back.
Shaved my head for my 20th birthday.
Wanted to do something unique.
It was a bad call.
Took the ASVAB. Got a 73.
Couldn’t enlist due to surgery.
Found a job as a prep cook at Harvey’s in February.
Worked there until August.
Completed my lease and moved in with my mother.
It wasn’t a positive moment in my life.
Set up a Spirit Halloween and worked there for two months.
Got a stable job at Cinemark in December.
Worked at the movie theater until August.
I was an elevator operator for a month in Texas.
Worked at a power plant during a shut-down.
Listened to audio-books and became claustrophobic.
Had a great view though.
~160 hours in three weeks.
Returned to Mississippi State in the fall.
As an in-state student, the costs were far better.
Started learning how to play piano.
Took summer classes to get myself ahead in my studies.
Wrote the first draft of my first novel. 89k words.
My sister got engaged.
Became the web-master for the comedy group’s website. Updated it and made it look pretty.
Performed undergraduate research scrubbing Reddit data and analyzing trends.
Won a national award for my work on my school paper’s website.
I published my first novel in May of 2020.
It’s a YA fantasy drama complete at 88,000 words (~320 pages).
Graduated with honors from Mississippi State University.
Bachelors of Science in Business Information Systems.
Got a job as the Online Network Manager at Emmerich Newspapers.
I manage 20+ websites for news publications spread across Mississippi, Louisiana and Arkansas.
Continued my first year post-college: Learned Drupal, MailChimp, Google Analytics, JIRA, NewRelic, Data Analysis tracking measures, etc.
Managed 22 active news publication websites – Assisted with the migration of two new websites into a CMS.
Cross-posted ~ 2,500 unique articles across a statewide news network (everything from political coverage to state affairs).
Moved into an apartment in Jackson.
Adopted a kitten.
Wrote a 75k manuscript for my second novel, Note to Self.
Started playing Dungeons and Dragons (regularly, not one-off campaigns).
Hopefully you enjoyed reading my life story (so far).
The whole point of a life story is that the life story is interesting.
I doubt that mine was.